As someone who owns turtle aquariums, id say he looks like he smells worse

No way I smell as bad as that guy.

He's the bear they warn Smokey about

He’d been known to spit instead of swallow until Woodsy Owl told him to “give a hoot and DON’T pollute!”

Smokey and the Butt Bandit.

Dropping the velvet hammer daily.

Now I’m seeing confederate flag nut huggers. Dammit.

No guns or trucks. I know which class he is in.
The rare "RedNeckBeard

I can hear how unnecessarily loud you are through the pictures

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